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Wife: 'What are you doing?'

妻：你在作什麼啊？

Husband : Nothing.

夫：沒作什麼。

Wife:'Nothing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。

Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。

Wife:'Do you want dinner?'

妻：要吃晚餐嗎？

Husband:'Sure! What are my choices?'

夫：當然！我可以選擇嗎？

Wife:'Yes or no.'

妻：要或不要。

Wife:'You always carry my photo in your wallet.

 Why?'

妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？

Husband:'When there is a problem, no matter how

 impossible,I look at your picture and the

problem disappears.'

夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片

就迎刃而解了。

Wife:'You see how miraculous and powerful I am

 for you!'

妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！

Husband:'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself

 what other problem can there be greater than

this one?'

夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難

比這個來得大呢？

Girl:'When we get married,Iwant to share all

 your worries,troubles and lighten your burden.'

女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。

Boy:'It's very kind of you, darling, but I

 don't have any worries or troubles.'

男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。

Girl:'Well that's because we aren't marriedyet.'

女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。

Son:'Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this

morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。

Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be

 yours forever .

女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。

The guy replies:'Thanks for the earlywarning.'

男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。

A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like

 most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感

的軀體？

He looked at her from head to toe and replied:

 'I like your sense of humor.'

他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。

資料來源：http://blog.xuite.net/b022966666560/twblog/162436314-Marriage+Humor（婚姻幽默）